groovy341 wrote:Now that I have given my advice in the other thread regarding your PS3 I will give my "official forum" patented response to your problem.
(the following is going to be incoherent nonsense ramblings that I am known for. I will warn everyone here this time but in following threads and responses if it seems like I am batsh1t in the brain it is probably me being me or I have dropped my bag of marbles finally)
So the issue with your PS3 can be fixed quite easily. First, find a site that tells you how to break the system down all the way to a bare mother board. Next, go to the nearest Christmas tree farm and buy a tree. If no farm is available go to the woods and cut down a Douglas Fir or similar species. Thirdly, take each and every component of the PS3 and hang them from the limbs. D, paint each component with a glaze of honey and tabasco sauce (if tabasco is unavailable any hot sauce derivative should do). 5, Before going to sleep pray to the holy sausage with these words: "Oh great and exalted sausage of the holiest variety, please grace me with your presence and that of the great pumpkin and restore my PS3 to its former glory and grace, In Jimmy Dean's name Little Smokey". Six, wake up and rejoice at the fact that you now have a fully functional PS3 and all the trophies for every game you have ever played.
In Jimmy Dean's name Little Smokey
haha! well thats was OBVIOUSLY the first thing i tried and it didnt work
zOMG amateurs! This is how the proper prayer is made:
"Our Father Jimmy, who art maketh the finest lean sausage patties,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy freezer packs come.
Thy will be done,
In bacon strips as it is in breakfast sandwiches.
Give us this day our daily sausages,
And forgive us our Pop-Tarts,
As we forgive those who eat Pop-Tarts against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from carbohydrates.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for sausages and bacon strips.
Tabasco is good on everything. Amen."
There, go forth and prosper.