a Friend of mine just sent this Link too me today and told me to read the Reviews I laughed my ass off and thought of a mission in Fallout 3 when i read them. I hope you all get a kick out of it too
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=cm_rdp_product
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=cm_rdp_product